In sweden we have what we call Välgörenhetsgalor, you can say that it is an institution in Swedish television. In these välgörenhetsgalor it is important for famous people att synas, especially if they have släppt a cd. You also need someone who was sick but now is frisk thanks to the hjälp they got from forskare and others. This someone who is well must be a child,or a woman. A child is more worth in rena pengar than an old 40-talistgubbe. Who can resist a child with cancer? Please give 500 kr and have a chance to win a bil at the same time, Thats rihgt. Its so boring just to beg folk to give, you know the whole of Sweden består av bingo-lotto players and triss-skrapers. So just put a little chance to win someting and someone can have a bättre breastimplant!
So to sum it up, you need a celebrity wich horar, a frisk child, and a chance to win a Saab or an andel in a horse.
But, there is a but in this. You cant have vilken desease som helst. It must be a nice onem a tevemässig kind of illness. And theese are: Cancers ( Not in the prostate thou, who the hell have heard of the Prostate-gala? ( But there has been a bröstcancer one)
But we cant forget the other galas who is about the children, especially in the third world. Not an eye is torrt when Agneta Sjödin tells us about her fadderbarn. Awwwwwwwwww. Is nice with people who cares.
So i have come up with some ideas för a new kind of välgörenhets gala:
1. The Suicid gala, former Goth-children can tell you how they were saved.
2. The mogoloid gala, uppmuntrar people to get ther own fadderbarn with downs syndrome. ( Carola, Eva Dahlgren,Amelia Adamo can I count you in?
3.The pensionärsgala. Give money to poor senior citizens, the more you pay the more the pensionär will work for you. AND you can write it of ypu skatt to.
4. The lungcancer gala. A gala wich collecs money to people with lungcancer so that thay can afford a nice brand of cigarrets.
I really hate välgörenhet. Let the överklasstanter take care of that shit. And deport Ronald McDonald to Bozo-heaven.
M.
So to sum it up, you need a celebrity wich horar, a frisk child, and a chance to win a Saab or an andel in a horse.
But, there is a but in this. You cant have vilken desease som helst. It must be a nice onem a tevemässig kind of illness. And theese are: Cancers ( Not in the prostate thou, who the hell have heard of the Prostate-gala? ( But there has been a bröstcancer one)
But we cant forget the other galas who is about the children, especially in the third world. Not an eye is torrt when Agneta Sjödin tells us about her fadderbarn. Awwwwwwwwww. Is nice with people who cares.
So i have come up with some ideas för a new kind of välgörenhets gala:
1. The Suicid gala, former Goth-children can tell you how they were saved.
2. The mogoloid gala, uppmuntrar people to get ther own fadderbarn with downs syndrome. ( Carola, Eva Dahlgren,Amelia Adamo can I count you in?
3.The pensionärsgala. Give money to poor senior citizens, the more you pay the more the pensionär will work for you. AND you can write it of ypu skatt to.
4. The lungcancer gala. A gala wich collecs money to people with lungcancer so that thay can afford a nice brand of cigarrets.
I really hate välgörenhet. Let the överklasstanter take care of that shit. And deport Ronald McDonald to Bozo-heaven.
M.
posted by Molly Blom @ 10:49 PM
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