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Friday, September 01, 2006

The Royal Family of Sweden

Sweden is a country called Konstitutionell monarki that means that we have a king who opens the riksdag and gives the Nobel Prize to people he never bothers to read. The royal family of Sweden brukar annars go to statsbesök in other countries and have a vacation in the French Riviera.

Here comes a närmare presentation:

The king of Sweden is a tjyvrökare and he likes veteran cars. He also goes and inviger förbränningsstationer och visits ålderdomshem. He also can’t say a whole mening in TV when servila journalister (read Herman Lindquist) asks him trivial questions.

The queen likes to have pity over barn and gamla. She also goes to Brazil and have plastic surgery done. She refers to her man as “Kungen”, she has had ett jobb before she became a drottning. She was OS-värdinna in München. Probably she was glad when she slutade sitt jobb. Now she is a bidragsfall instead of making her own money.

The kronprinsessa have a big cheak and även if she närmar sig 30, she is still educating herself about this country. So if the King is kung until he is 90 –ish, she will learn a lot in the following 30 years som kommer. She likes that handikappade children gives her reklam, then perhaps the road to republic förlängs med några år. But on her birthday she must dress in a folkdräkt and ge pris to an idrottsman. Ha!

The prins hasn’t said anything really, that is not good med tanke på he is the reserve to the throne. He was born kronprins by the way. But he became a reserv instead of an heir.

The princess likes to go to the stureplan and party and she likes design köpt för the tax-payers money. People must call her Maddeläääään by the way. But on the 10:th of December she must sit on a golden chair and listen to boring speeches and fanfarer:, Maybe she förtjänar a Louis Vuitton after all.

So kontentan of this is: A Royal is only good at tre saker: Födas, gifta sig and die.

Molly *som drottningvinkar*

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