This is the Parties in the Swedish riksdag.
We start with the Moderaterna. Moderaterna likes to see themselves as the Nya Socialdemokraterna. But in Moderaternas Sweden, no one can afford to be sick or arbetslös, then you get so little money from the allmäna. But the Leader of Moderaterna doesn’t seem to want to talk about this, because he has a lot of voters in fancy förorter as Danderyd, Lidingö and Vellige and many more. No they don’t want to betala tax to poor people. They like poor people to work at golfklubbar and as städerskor.
One the högerflank we have a kristet party called KD. They believe in Moral and etik. That’s why they don’t like homosexuals and women who have their children at dagis. They also don’t like abortion heller. But they want women to stay at home, because KD is pro valfrihet, and against poor lonely mothers. But they like this: Carola, skolavslutningar in Church and Pingskyrkans tältgudstjänster.
We also have a party called Folkpartiet, they are the liberala partiet in Sweden. They don’t like refugees and anyone who doesn’t speak svenska very good. They want så kallade language tests so they can see if you are a foreigner who wants to arbeta or a foreigner who just want to have socialbidrag and våldta Swedish girls in the förort, or Ghetto as we say in Sweden. The folk partiet isn’t snäll anymore. They have told that on television
There is also one part left in this så kallade “Allians”. You know these parties want to take the power and make a better sverige for you they say. Now we have come to the Centerparitet. For a long time ago, there were only bönder who voted at this party, but not anymore, Because Sweden doesn’t have any bönder left. The leader of this party heter Maude. When she says nuclear power she says kärnkraftn. And she wants all in Sweden to be eager beavers and not socialdemokratiska bidragsfall who doesn’t want to work.
Now we have come to the Socialdemokratiska arbetarpartiet. They have a leader, who is social and democrat. I saw that on teve. The funny thing with the socialdemokratiska arbetarpartiet is that they don’t have any arbetare in it. And the leader, Göran is building a herrgård with his wife, the boss of the Systembolag. She gets her lön from the taxpayers, so when you are in Sörmland, please visit Torp and ask if you can borrow the toilette. The nob on the spolare you have probably betalat för. All who is in this party are a new samhällsklass called Nouveau Riche who is very sociala and demokratiska.
We also have a party balled Miljöpartiet. They like the environment and they don’t like cars and airplanes. But taxi is good because you can count that as kollektivtrafik. This party have what we in Sweden calls vågmästarställning. That means that they don’t really know if they like to suck Görans dick or get knullad bakifrån as long they can deicide about miljöfrågor and försvarsnedläggningar. But this can pay off, after the next election; they might have a minister post. So Miljöpartiet can only do what they are best at: Shutting up and sucking.
The last party is the Vänsterpartiet. The leader is a communist, but he doesn’t want to talk about it. He would probably send the partisekreterare to Gulag if he was treated the same way as miljöpartiet gets treated by the social demokratiska arbetarparitet. But now he can only watch and wish that he get treated the same way någon gång. This leader has bought a flat for 3 miljoner kronor. That is what I call a klasskämpe!
This is Molly. Your politiska kommentator in the Kingdom of Sweden.